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U Cant Be Serious: horse profile, stats, records and next races

U Cant Be Serious is a 7-year-old gelding by Notnowcato, trained by Joe Tizzard. He has won 3 of 13 starts and placed in 3 more, for £32,674 in prize money. His best trip is 2m 3f, where 3 wins from 3 is a 100% strike rate against 0% at every other distance. He runs next in the 3:35 at Wincanton on 7 November. His best performance rating is 128, which is the figure to judge him against in this grade.

  • Runs 13
  • Wins 3
  • Placed 6
  • Strike rate 23%
  • Prize money £32,674
  • Best rating 128
  • Official rating 128

Where U Cant Be Serious runs next

Time Course Race Best price
3:35 Wincanton 65th Badger Beers Handicap Chase (Premier Handicap) (GBB Race) —

U Cant Be Serious form and race record

Date Course Race Dist Going Pos Beaten SP Jockey OR
9 Mar 26 Taunton DragonBet The Roar Before Cheltenham Dragonboosts Handicap Chase (GBB Race) Class 3 2m 7f Good 2 1.75 7/2 Freddie Gingell 128
7 Feb 26 Newbury William Hill Cheltenham Non-Runner Money Back Novices' Limited Handicap Chase (GBB Race) Class 3 2m 7.5f Heavy 7 52.75 16/1 Sam Twiston-Davies 130
26 Dec 25 Kempton 'Get Your Ladbrokes Free Kempton Bet' Novices' Limited Handicap Chase (GBB Race) Class 3 2m 4.5f Good 9 31 11/2 Harry Cobden 130
5 Dec 25 Exeter JCB Handicap Chase (GBB Race) Class 3 2m 3f Good To Soft 1 — 11/10F Freddie Gingell 124
17 Nov 25 Exeter Sandygate Inn, Kingsteignton Handicap Chase (GBB Race) Class 3 2m 3f Good To Soft 1 — 4/1 Freddie Gingell 119
1 Mar 25 Newbury Best Odds Guaranteed At BetVictor Conditional Jockeys' Novices' Handicap Hurdle (GBB Race) Class 4 2m 0.5f Soft 3 8.75 6/1 Freddie Gingell 122
18 Jan 25 Ascot BetMGM EBF 'National Hunt' Novices' Hurdle (GBB Race) Class 3 2m 5.5f Good 3 19.5 5/2 Harry Cobden –
30 Dec 24 Taunton Stables Business Park Novices' Hurdle (GBB Race) Class 4 2m 3f Good To Soft 1 — 5/1 Freddie Gingell –
6 Dec 24 Exeter JCB Fastrac British Stallion Studs EBF 'National Hunt' Novices' Hurdle (GBB Race) Class 4 2m 0.5f Soft 7 26.75 11/1 Brendan Powell –
10 Feb 24 Newbury Betfair Exchange Beacons Bumper (Standard Open NH Flat Race) (Listed) (GBB Race) Class 1 2m 0.5f Heavy 6 14.25 25/1 Freddie Gingell –
22 Dec 23 Ascot Thames Materials Open NH Flat Race (Listed) (GBB Race) Class 1 1m 7.5f Good To Soft 5 12 150/1 Freddie Gingell –
4 Nov 23 Ascot Molton Brown Open NH Flat Race (GBB Race) Class 3 1m 7.5f Soft 4 6.75 25/1 Freddie Gingell –
10 Apr 23 Chepstow First Cafes Daniel Lewis Litter Champion Open NH Flat Race (GBB Race) (Div 2) Class 5 2m Good To Soft 6 13.5 22/1 Harry Kimber –

Last time out

Finished 2 in the DragonBet The Roar Before Cheltenham Dragonboosts Handicap Chase (GBB Race) at Taunton on 9 March 2026. Held up towards the back - urged into contention 11th - driven 3 out - lost ground before 2 out - responded before last - closed strongly on the run-in to snatch runner-up spot close home.

U Cant Be Serious by distance

Split Runs Wins Strike rate Level stakes
19f 3 3 100% —
16.5f 3 0 0% —
15.5f 2 0 0% —
23f 1 0 0% —
23.5f 1 0 0% —
20.5f 1 0 0% —
21.5f 1 0 0% —
16f 1 0 0% —

U Cant Be Serious by going

Split Runs Wins Strike rate Level stakes
Good To Soft 5 3 60% —
Good 3 0 0% —
Soft 3 0 0% —
Heavy 2 0 0% —

U Cant Be Serious by course

Split Runs Wins Strike rate Level stakes
Newbury 3 0 0% —
Exeter 3 2 67% —
Ascot 3 0 0% —
Taunton 2 1 50% —
Kempton 1 0 0% —
Chepstow 1 0 0% —

U Cant Be Serious breeding

  • Sire Notnowcato (GB)
  • Dam Whyyousoserious (IRE)
  • Damsire Morozov (USA)
  • Breeder Mrs Amy Boyd
  • Foaled 23 April 2019

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